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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
paserbyp What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
—
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
—
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
—
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
—
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
